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    70 mile an hour sandwich

    First make sure you get fresh Bologna. Then take two slices, put on sandwich bun. Add American cheese, (Swiss cheese is OK if you want to be neutral.)Place on dash board of Gold Wing (Where speedo is.)My Gold Wing will hold two maybe three, ( if Hungary) Hit the road set cruise control at 70. (Note to self, Make sure road has 70 mile an hour speed limit, or at least 65.).Enjoy your sandwich, enjoy the ride. Make sure you have drink holder for Ice tea. You can get dry with more than one sandwich. You can't go to the cooler at 70 mph.

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    I've got to workout the ice tea holder yet on my wing.
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    Re: 70 mile an hour sandwich

    Can't afford Bologna, can it be just a cheese(processed) sandwhich?
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    Re: 70 mile an hour sandwich

    Quote Originally Posted by kdf9511 View Post


    I've got to workout the ice tea holder yet on my wing.
    No one else had a suggestion for lunch, so I said what I do. If you don't have a drink holder don't try this. You must be a professional, don't try this without one..

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    Re: 70 mile an hour sandwich

    Quote Originally Posted by lytle1gw View Post
    Can't afford Bologna, can it be just a cheese(processed) sandwhich?
    No No No. The Bologna helps it stick to dash board. You will be riding down the road with bun, and cheese flying every where. If you don't use Bologna, then its PB&J.

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    Gee Gary-Gene,
    You must sure be in a big hurry to get somewhere, that you can't take the time to stop for lunch somewhere.
    What do you do when you have to pee? Do you whip it out and wizz at 70 too? ... ...

    I've done so much with so little for so long ... Now I can do nearly anything with almost nothing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by G wizz View Post
    Gee Gary-Gene,
    You must sure be in a big hurry to get somewhere, that you can't take the time to stop for lunch somewhere.
    What do you do when you have to pee? Do you whip it out and wizz at 70 too? ... ...
    At least here in TX it would dry real fast as no rain to speak of in a long time
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    Re: 70 mile an hour sandwich

    Hey then he would have a bolonga jerky sandwich.

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    Re: 70 mile an hour sandwich

    Quote Originally Posted by G wizz View Post
    Gee Gary-Gene,
    You must sure be in a big hurry to get somewhere, that you can't take the time to stop for lunch somewhere.
    What do you do when you have to pee? Do you whip it out and wizz at 70 too? ... ...
    No hurry, There are other versions of this sandwich. The 35 mph version, you add mayonnaise, and pickles.You can take a hot coffee, instead of Ice tea. 45mph, NO pickles, add tomatoes. 50 mph just Bologna no cheese, add mayo,and hot peppers.OH! 10 to 25mph add a salad, with ranch or french dressing. You may try Italian, but you are taking a chance.Below 10 mph, just cheese, but add hot tomato soup. Use big spoon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by moodygne View Post
    No hurry, There are other versions of this sandwich. The 35 mph version, you add mayonnaise, and pickles.You can take a hot coffee, instead of Ice tea. 45mph, NO pickles, add tomatoes. 50 mph just Bologna no cheese, add mayo,and hot peppers.OH! 10 to 25mph add a salad, with ranch or french dressing. You may try Italian, but you are taking a chance.Below 10 mph, just cheese, but add hot tomato soup. Use big spoon.
    I can see that you are bored. Bored and hungry. Why don't you go for a ride? Maybe to a nice little deli somewhere .... One with a bathroom, as you seem to be full of it ...

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